Category Archives: Spiritual/New Age

Need a Philosophy of Life? This Could Be Your Lucky Day

The other day, someone asked me if I had a philosophy of life. I pondered this very seriously for several moments before answering, “Hey, buddy, just ring up my groceries — I don’t want to miss the beginning of Dancing With the Stars.” At home later, two thoughts occurred to me: One, that I really

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Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Religion

What is it that distinguishes man from all other creatures on earth? Okay, yes, he is the only being who markets both chia pets and the Hooked On Phonics program. He is the only living organism who worries about the percentage of bran in his diet. And he alone lip-synchs to Neil Diamond tunes at

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Jesus’ Will Found

An archaeologist has scored the discovery of a lifetime, unearthing a tattered, faded parchment that experts have certified as the last will and testament of Jesus Christ. “It’s absolutely genuine,” affirms Dr. Qustandi Shomali, Director of Bethlehem University’s Department of Ancient History, and one of the world’s foremost experts in historical artifact authentication. “We have

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Baker Makes Fortune Recreating Recipe for Manna from Heaven

ONAGANSET, R.I. — Manna is the name of the sweet, bread-like substance which miraculously fell from the sky and became the main article of diet for the Israelites during their 40-year sojurn in the desert, as described in the Bible’s book of Exodus. Baker Johnny DePaul, owner of DePaul’s Bakery, had a life-long dream of

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