LEAST EFFECTIVE ADVERTISING SLOGANS FOR HEAD CHEESE

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  • “How Bad Could It Be For You If You Don’t Know What It Is?”
  • “From Our Slaughterhouse… To Your House… With Love”
  • “The Kardashians Swear By It!”
  • “The Only Variety Meat That Rhymes With ‘Dead Sleaze’”
  • “Made From The Parts The Animal Probably Doesn’t Need”
  • “Win A Free Trip To Hawaii By Eating An Entire Package Without Gagging”
  • “Asked For By More Inmates Than Any Other Packaged Meat”
  • “And Now, New Kosher Head Cheese – For Jews!”
  • “Cancer Shmancer”
  • “Now In Attractive 10-lb. Gift Tins With A Pig Hologram On Each Cover!”

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