Dear Future Soul Mate, Forgive me for not using your actual name. You see, we haven’t met yet. Tell you what — how ’bout I just refer to you as Julie? I’ve always liked that name and I wouldn’t be surprised if you ended up having it.
Dear Future Soul Mate, Forgive me for not using your actual name. You see, we haven’t met yet. Tell you what — how ’bout I just refer to you as Julie? I’ve always liked that name and I wouldn’t be surprised if you ended up having it.
It would not be much fun for God to watch American Idol or The Voice every week. What with Him being all-knowing, the surprise factor would be virtually nil. Instead, it’s become crystal clear to me that the Almighty gets His entertainment jollies in other ways, such as tormenting me over and over again with
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